E. M. Esq.

So says the Herald. Word on the street (I checked at lunchtime) is that the GCSEs were in Dublin for a stag do and overheard the JC making some disparaging remarks about the UK education system. Needless to say things kicked off pretty heavily and according to onlookers our boy went down “right quick”.

Reports of tit-for-tat attacks in London by roaming gangs of the Leaving Cert remain unconfirmed.