Tag Archive for 'gormless twazzocks'

The Electric Picnic is Decadent & Depraved: III

Some notes about the music, I suppose.

Guy Garvey is a class act, and one of the best frontmen going, but he’s a hard man to track down. Security tend not to accept a 6-pint jug of cider as valid identification. Should have gone with the pints, obviously, or pulled some Manchester variant of the potato man routine… the plotting continues.

Going into this thing I had resigned myself to missing out on my usual Sunday evening fix of balding middle-aged men with mullets and walrus moustaches wearing suits and doing karate kicks, so imagine my delight when Grinderman turned up. As a bonus, there was a sentient beard flinging percussion instruments around the place and playing a tiny, tiny guitar. Mortal men would have just looked silly.

Much as The Sex Pistols did… either they’re hell-bent on becoming the most nonsense thing in human history or they’re just acting out Primary School: The Musical. In whatever case, when you come in from a day spent with Henry Rollins and Nick Cave – men with actual testicles – John Lydon gets pretty old pretty quick.

Serious Business

Gordon Bennett, this is embarrassing to watch.

I don’t know which makes me cringe more, the poor chap trying to explain how he uh believes, uhh, he believes that people uhhh, that people have uh rights, or the horse-voiced eejit in the back raving about how PEOPLE have DIED because of this CULT. The encounter trainwrecks merrily along until, in an ingenious piece of off-the-hookery, they decide the guy was a plant. Aha! So when you were standing there looking like complete and utter gormless twazzocks, that was just Scientology trying to discredit you! Bualadh bos lads, buladh bos.

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