Because I love yoghurt, you see, but the delivery system is less than ideal1. Utensils are only acceptable in a dinner context – having to use a spoon every time you fancy a fruity snack is nonsense. If you had to use a knife and fork to eat a banana, the entire banana industry would collapse in on itself in one great big lickety-split of a jiffy2. Let that be a lesson.
Of course, with a banana it’s easy to get away with using your hands. Not so much with a yoghurt. Seriously, you try eat a yoghurt with your fingers and you end up looking like some kind of crazy yahoo. Uncouth doesn’t even begin to cover it. Rascalous is closer, but that’s a made up word and who in their right mind has time for those in this day and age.
Anyway, this has all been a roundabout way for me to say that I really like Yop. I had one a minute ago and it was delicious. Forest fruits 4 lyfe, yo.
- Never underestimate the appeal of a good delivery system. [↩]
- I’m ignoring mashed banana, which pretty much necessitates a fork. Sure, you can mash it up by beating it with your fists, and in a pinch you could justify that to onlookers by saying it slept with your girlfriend or whatever, but I guarantee they’ll get suspicious when you start pouring on the sugar. [↩]
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