Seems drawing badass celestial bodies is a thing I do when I’m drinking. I see two problems here: one, my knowledge of astronomy is fairly limited and thus already running almost dry; two, I can’t guarantee Drunk Colm won’t eventually think rubbish puns about white dwarves are the way forward. So over to you: suggest something else I can doodle. Something that gets a bad press and needs an image overhaul. Something that will benefit from a good ol’ bitta tipsy PR. And please note that you will be paying for the necessary Art Juice. I’ll be right over here.
(Context for the upper half: a bar in Berlin, an ill-thought-out game of Guess Who1. Bonus points: German tries to correct my spelling, realises I was right in the first place. WhuPOW.)
- First two questions: “Are they German?” “Can’t remember.” “Do they have a beard?” “Not sure. ” It went uphill after that though, I promise. [↩]
It occurs to me that Scribbled-Out Umlaut would be a good name for something. Band? Exhibition? I don’t know.
White boy Hip-Hop band from Minnesota, probably.
No, I’ve got it: Vampire Weekend song.
It sounds more Arctic Monkeys to me, but it’s butter and margerine, really.
I would like to request that you draw me dressed like a magical Princess and riding a unicorn over a rainbow…
Failing that I would like you to draw a frog reading philosophy
Problems: badass unicorn infringes on whoever did my tshirt, and badass frog infringes on KC Green. But I’ll see what I can do.