I feel almost human again

It’s bizarre how messed up you can get simply by not sleeping. I’ve been completely useless for the last couple of weeks and I’m pretty sure I was seeing through time for a while. Plus the weird fascination with what my hair was doing: I woke up one morning with it stubbornly piled on one side of my head which, combined with the natrual eyeshadow afforded by my heroin-addict good looks, made me a shoe-in for a New Romantic. At least until it went all Dylan-Moran-in-an-explosion-factory and I started feeling all deranged postpunk nasty. This happened without me getting anywhere near a mirror, by the way. I was learning of my hair situation subconsciously, through some kind of barnet osmosis. This1 leads me to believe that my hair is essentially a more versatile, less vindictive Venom symbiote. Whatevs. The ladiezz still love it, yo.

  1. and the sleep deprivation, obviously []

13 Responses to “I feel almost human again”


  1. 1 manuel

    I had hair once…….I have no hair now……I miss my hair….sigh

    http://welldonefillet.blogspot.com/2008/10/another-hair-raising-halloween-story.html

  2. 2 Le Nord

    Embrace the curls

  3. 3 Gaff

    This is going into how cool/handsome I am, and thats my fucking blog so get your own O’Brien.

  4. 4 Colm

    I don’t think I need to tell anyone how cool I am. And I think it’s been established that you don’t have a blog.

  5. 5 Lottie

    There’s no denying it. It’s possible the best man hair ever in the history of the world.

  6. 6 Colm

    curls4lyfe

  7. 7 Shelikesitloud

    Is there no photo of this hair you speak of?

    Dylan-Moran-in-an-explosion-factory hair definitely piques my interest.

    Just found you off Andrew’s blog. I liked your comment on Asimov.

  8. 8 Colm

    One of my better ones. Frankly you’ll be disappointed by anything here.

    There are photos of the hair… somewhere.

  9. 9 Lottie

    I have photos… somewhere. To photoshop or not to photoshop…

  10. 10 raptureponies

    It’s the hair wouldn’t let you sleep?

  11. 11 Colm

    I bloody hope not, or it shall have to go.

  12. 12 Keira

    I love Dylan Morans hair so if it looks anything like that, happy days!

  13. 13 Colm

    Moran and Clooney are my style icons. They cover every angle.

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