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I can’t help but think it’ll be the one I’m buried in

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Colm
on 9 March, 2009
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This is the creepiest email I’ve ever received.

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It doesn’t help that it was apparently sent from two minutes in the future.

13 Responses to “I can’t help but think it’ll be the one I’m buried in”

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  1. 1 Catherine
    Mar 9th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    The ellipses make it proper creepy. Dot dot dot.

  2. 2 Colm
    Mar 9th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    I imagine a bunch of monks chanting it in a monotone.

  3. 3 fustar
    Mar 9th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Agreed. It’s not an attractive offer. More of an endlessly repeated threat…

  4. 4 johnny
    Mar 9th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Ah don’t be freaked out by the time, its very easy to write a program that will send an email from any address, any time and to anyone (naturally). I know cause I made one in college.

    You should definitely reply, they sound like the really want to make you a suit

  5. 5 Andrew
    Mar 9th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    I hear it more like that scene in The Two Towers when Smeagol repeatedly shrieks “Leave now and never come back!” at Gollum.

    Gollum’s acquiescence was brief, and it all ended in teard for him. I sense it might work out the same way for you, as I suspect your suit might be largely fashioned from the tears of Vietnamese children and the cut-offs from harelip surgery.

  6. 6 NotRuairi
    Mar 9th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    It’s quite clear your designer-made suit isn’t up to it, Colm.

  7. 7 manuel
    Mar 10th, 2009 at 12:25 am

    Jebus Burtons must getting it tough if they are resorting to these tactics….

  8. 8 Le Nord
    Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    I’d listen to them Colm. They seem quite determined

  9. 9 raptureponies
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am

    They won’t stop until they get you in that suit.

  10. 10 Red Leeroy
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work

  11. 11 Red Leeroy
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work and no play helps jack make your custom made suit all work

  12. 12 B'dum B'dum B'dum B'd-
    Mar 12th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Got an actual laugh out loud outta me, what’s the email address it came from?

    Just got a second lol from me, f*cking hell

  13. 13 Colm
    Mar 12th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    It came from a hotel I stayed in a while ago. Sinister fashion is apparently a service they offer for customer loyalty.

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