Emergency Aldi deodorant, I have some questions for you.
Why are you in some kind of space-bottle? You’re awkward to hold. I don’t know what’s going on with your… button. Is it even classed as a button? I don’t know. It’s hard to press, is the difficulty here. I’d hate to think you were blindly striving for form over function. Where is your German work ethic? Your forefathers would be ashamed.
Secondly, why do you insist that “Efficiency = 300 ml”? Sneer all you want, but I’ve had liquids of unimpeachable efficiency delivered to me in all kinds of quantities. And maybe this is something you’ve missed, but that 300ml only lasts for a fraction of one spray. The rest of your life, by your logic, is a long slide into deeper and deeper inefficiency. Who designed you, Jean-Paul Sartre?
Lastly, emergency Aldi deodorant, and this is a big one: why in god’s name are you called “Man Fever”? That’s… I don’t know where to start. I bought deodorant so I could be confident and fresh-smelling, not sweaty and delirious. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re trying to be metaphorical. Even so – whatever “man fever” figuratively represents, I’m not certain it’s a thing I would want to contract. I have a suspicion it would inhibit my rapport with the ladies, for a start.
Oh, emergency Aldi deodorant. I feel like I don’t know you at all.
Brilliant.
I want, I want. But I don’t know why.
My brother, who I share a room with at hoom, uses that fu*king stuff as air freshner!
imagine the hell of that
I just had a vision. Poor old Jean Paul Satre holding up his first effort at “man fever” and Simone de Beauvoir frowning and telling him to try again.
I think, despite what I said above, we all want a bit of man fever. Although in fairness de Beauvoir probably isn’t the ideal market.
B’dum, air freshener in general is pretty hellish. Those spray-y Glade ones are half a step from being weaponised.
I have yet to embrace the recession by turning to Aldi. The tins of spam are just too questionable.
C
Aldi deodorant psh!!! 6 Bottles of wine for 20 euros in Lidl this week now that is a recession buster I can get smashed on
http://www.lidl.ie/ie/home.nsf/pages/c.o.wfo.Index
Man, that’s a podcast in itself. We should do an all-day Saturday sometime with a crate of Lidl wine, condense it down to an hour like a time-lapse.
Ciara, I’m sure you could just… not buy the spam?
If you think Aldi deodorant is bad you should avoid Lidl Cola … it’s what I assume drinking urine is like although I suspect that urine would have a better aftertaste
It’s always the aftertaste that kills you with these cheap drinks. It’s kind of weird, seeing how weak the taste usually is.
I think the aftertaste is regret
I cried laughing reading this.