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and I have the hangover to prove it

Published
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Colm
on 9 December, 2008
in Books (and the like) and Writing
. 7 Comments Tags: , , .

Homepages is out and you should buy it, because it will improve your life in measurable ways. You can buy it here. There’s wackiness going on with the postage prices so what you want to do is buy it in bulk. Buy enough and you can build a tiny fort for yourself. Or for homeless people, who have some kind of vested interest in this thing, I don’t know. I had glazed over at that point. Someone mentioned writing and the instinct took over. Like a shark on rollerblades. Only, he probably doesn’t know an awful lot about rollerblades so he tends to fall over a lot and slide off in random directions, and all things considered he would be much better off ditching the fancy footwear and sticking with what he knows. That is a metaphor.

7 Responses to “and I have the hangover to prove it”

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  1. 1 Catherine
    Dec 9th, 2008 at 18:31

    On the buying in bulk thing – one of the contributors bought nine books and it worked out at three quid a book.

    Lulu are supposed to offer a flat rate shipping option but my guess is they’ve taken it off for the season that’s in it. Bah humbug, but it’s the one thing I’ve no control over…

  2. 2 C'est La Craic
    Dec 9th, 2008 at 22:15

    Congrats on your place in the book but perhaps you should have stuck to the yogurt.

  3. 3 Red Leeroy
    Dec 10th, 2008 at 10:39

    and a fine metaphor it was too…….

  4. 4 Colm
    Dec 10th, 2008 at 13:07

    I don’t know if you noticed the lol-iest shipment option – the super mega express for something like €100. For that price they’d want to have shipped it about four months ago. Where is the company based?

    CLC, a friend and I once had a cocktail that we agreed tasted like Tequila Yop. Best of both worlds right there.

    Leeeeeeeroy, thank you very much. I r well deep.

  5. 5 C'est La Craic
    Dec 10th, 2008 at 13:22

    What a wonderful business idea. Why, if commercialised, you could get kids as young as four or five [back] on the bottle. You’d leave Bacardi breezer in the ha’penny place.

  6. 6 Gaff
    Dec 10th, 2008 at 13:54

    I too have a hang over, but have no arty and or genuine achievement reasons to back it up.

  7. 7 Catherine
    Dec 12th, 2008 at 11:16

    It did indeed bring the lolz. They’re based in the US… €100 sounds about right for a go on a time machine with a parcel of books in hand.

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