My friends, I did something last night that I haven’t done in ages. Yes, that is correct: I am talking about schooling noobs.
Now, as anyone will tell you, full-on schoolination can only take place in a deathmatch. I mean, that’s understood. Team games are like, you can hand out leaflets to noobs for correspondence courses or whatever, but if you’re going to really give the personal touch and school the motherfucker, it has to be a free for all.
I haven’t played a proper deathmatch in ages, but was I rusty? Was I fuck. There was this one guy, I swear to god, I schooled the bastard to hard he came out with a PhD. I mean, I’m the god damn Gordon Ramsay of schoolin’ a noob here. Crossbow. Rocket. Crowbar. Done. Wait, where’s your arse gone? Oh that’s right, I schooled it right off your body.
I done messed up Burt Bacharach and all.
In other night-wasting developments, I watched the pilot episode of Fringe. The main character is a feisty female FBI agent, the kind of feisty you needed to be back in the 50s when you had to prove yourself to a load of smug men who gave you dismissive nicknames like honey and sweetheart and sugardonkey and so on, which for some reason people also do in this show even though it’s not the 50s anymore. I would speculate that it’s a feeble attempt to get us to root for her, because she’s terribly, terribly uninteresting in every other respect.
So Fringe: not so good. On the other hand it does feature that guy from The Wire and some dudes with transparent skin, and both of those are some pretty cool things. So who knows, it just might pick up.
i almost wish i played video games.
are they still called video games?
*shuffles off, muttering to herself*
“You kids with your hula hoops and Pac Man video games…”
You can’t play games, you’re girls. Stupid wii, giving people notions.
I take it the RAM worked good stuff, Im building a server I’ll get back to Deathmatching in the future keep on fragging
Fragging. That shit is old school.
I’ve watched a couple of episodes of fringe, but it’s not really my cup of tea- a bit too x-filesy for my liking.
I wouldn’t mind the sci-fi element, although I suspect they’re going to stick with much more fi than sci. It’s one of those shows that I’d be interested enough in the plot to read it on wikipedia, but not enough to actually watch it.
You have to admit, the opening sequence was jaw-dropping.
It was very good, yeah, but I think they wasted the potential. I would have preferred a more drawn-out mystery a la Lost rather than the instant gratification, monster-of-the-week kind of thing they seem to be going for.