I have had an idea. It’s a dangerous one but what the fuck. See, I have two 750ml bottles emptied out and ready to go for transporting booze to Electric Picnic. My original idea was to fill them with sweet dependable Buckfast… but here we go: what if I loaded one with Jaegermeister and the other with Red Bull, stuck some duct tape around them and lashed in two straws? What we have there is an improvised explosive, a jaegerpipebomb…
The consequences, of course, would be bleak and horrible and I would never forgive myself, but the fact is I’ve had the idea now, it’s out in the open. The choice is no longer mine. There’s a historical imperative in play… simply put, now that this has been posited, someone at some point in human history has to do or have done it. I am merely an agent of destiny.
*takes idea, runs with it*
I like that idea. I also like the fact I have a text saying you have built it. I think you could be a hero of mine.
Genius.Im not going to EP(cries a little) but I may just make one up for the explosive fun of it.
A Jaegerbong. Evil genius.
I am going on Saturday only. This will be my first year and I am hyper excited. Jaegerbomb….interesting.
I saw the birth of said Jagerpipebomb, tis a thing of beauty
….but more than likely your gonna get sick from it
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds seriously gross? Enjoy ze picnic.
Inject vodka into oranges!!! Got seriously twisted off a sixpack of Jaffas once
K8 is a genius