Sticks right in my craw to go so many days without posting so I present to you a mild status update. Various things and projects are going on at the moment so it might continue to be a slow few days but… new Life & Times sometime this week, at the very least. In other news, you might be interested to read about how Japanese officials are accidentally giving people free drugs.
Worthwhile post? Teenage Mutant Ninja Lincoln says yes.
How generous of them!
I love Vader Washington.
Are there different variants of status updates?
> None – Light. *
> Mild – “what you had for breakfast”. **
> Strong – “What you had for breakfast, lunch and dinner”. ***
> Too Much Information – “What you had for breakfast, lunch and dinner and what you ate in between meals.”. ****
> Far TMI – “Here have the PIN code to my ATM account”. *****
That post was the blue Doritos of status updates.
i’m allergic to blue doritos.
TMI?
What? That’s like being allergic to… beige.
it’s the MSG…
I’m allergic to beige. It makes me spray liquid hate from my eyes.