Denny – them that make sausages and the like – have a problem. Rashers, right? They’re pretty cool and all, but they don’t have that je ne sais quois. They need an image boost if people are going to start having them with their tofu smoothies. So here’s the deal: Denny are running a competition. To win the probably half-decent prize, all you have to do is “share your Denny rasher craving”.
Here’s my rasher craving: fucking rashers. Those pink things you slap under a grill, yeah? Goes well with chips a la sauce.
According to the official competition site*, the current top runner is “Pesto Fusilli with Croutons, Rashers & Parmesan.” I sincerely hope someone is taking the piss.
* What happens to sites like this after the closing date? There must be an orphanage somewhere full of unwanted marketing.
A first or third world orphanage?